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Thursday, August 28, 2008

English Translation Of Oicheelah- Track 8 Of "A Pasheta Yid"

I firmly hope in God and plead before Him. I ask Him to grant me the power of speech.

That I may sing His praise among people, and articulate chants concerning His wondorous actions.

A man may prepare the thoughts in his mind, but the power of speech comes from Hashem.

Hashem, open my lips, that my mouth may declare Your praise.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Story Time

Once there was a man named Yanky. He went and he got married to someone named Rivky. He made a very nice wedding and he hired Lipa Schmeltzer to come and sing. And Lipa sang:



And Yanky and Rivky lived happily for a long time. Then, Yanky decided to marry another wife in addition to Rivky. So Yanky now married somebody named Chani. And he again for the second wedding hired Lipa Schmeltzer to come and sing. And at this wedding Lipa sang:



Please keep in mind that all accounts of this story involve totally fictionally characters. Anything that resembles real life characters is completely coincidental. Thank you very much and have a nice day

Saturday, August 9, 2008

English Translation Of Arzei Ha'Lvanon- Track 9 Of "Keinehora"- From Kinna # 21 Said On Tisha Bav

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Cedar trees of Lebanon [This is how the righteous are described by Dovid Hamelech in Tehilim], Giants of Torah,

Shield carriers [They are called this because they metaphorically do battle with each other while debating the details of Torah law or because they enforce the law] of Mishna and Gemara,

Powerful warriors [This is a very great praise because Dovid Hamelech uses this term to portray the angels] exerting themselves over it [Mishna and Gemara] in purity,

Their blood was spilt and their greatness removed [from us],

Behold, they are the holy Ten Martyrs executed by the Roman government,

And for these I cry.

Friday, August 8, 2008

The 2 Kings Of Music

Monday, August 4, 2008

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Answer: Because LIPA was on the other side