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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Take The New Lipa Quiz

How much do you really know about Lipa Schmeltzer? Take the Lipa quiz to find out. (The correct answers and results are listed after the quiz.)

1. What is Lipa's favorite food?

a. Chulent and Kugel

b. Kukush Cake

c. Salami

d. Macaroni

e. Shlishkes

2. What was Lipa's first cd?

a. Kenainehhara

b. Shema

c. Nur B'Simcha

d. B'Derech

e. L'Tovah

3. What is Lipa's favorite day?

a. Purim

b. Shabbos

c. March 9th

d. Thursdays

e. Everyday


4. What is Lipa's favorite song?

a. Gelt

b. Kenainehhara

c. It depends on the mood

d. Shema

e. Gam Zee L'Tovah

5. What did Lipa's bumper sticker say?

a. Gam Zee L'Tovah

b. Hut Bitachon Vet Ales Zan Gut

c. Abimelebt

d. LIPA

e. Schmeltzer


6. What is Lipa's full name?

a. Eluzar Lipa

b. Simcha Lipa

c. Chaim Yechiel Lipa Dovid Shmuel Halevi

d. Chaim Lipa Simcha

e. His full name is just Lipa

7. How do you really spell Lipa's last name?

a. Shmeltzer

b. Schmeltzer

c. Schmelczer

d. Shmelczer

e. Schmelctzer

8. How many cds did Lipa come out with so far (Including the project x's)?

a. 6

b. 7

c. 8

d. 9

e. 10

9. What Chaseedus is Lipa from?

a. Bobov

b. Skelena

c. Skver

d. Pupa

e. Ger

10. What does Lipa wear on Motzei Shabbos?

a. Boots

b. Red Socks

c. White Gloves

d. A Bekitcha with yellow buttons

e. A tee shirt

Here are the answers:

1. A. Chulent and Kugel

2. C. Nur B'Simcha

3. B. Shabbos

4. C. It depends on the mood

5. B. Hut Bitachon Vet Ales Zan Gut

6. A. Elazur Lipa

7. C. Schmelczer

8. D. 9

9. C. Skver

10. A. Boots

RESULTS:

If you got 7-10 right: You are a HUGE Lipa fan. You have amazingly good taste.
If you got 4-6 right: You're Worthy of praise. Not Bad.
If you got 0-3 right: You're really a Shloime Gertner fan aren't you?


5 comments:

Originally From Brooklyn said...

Wow. I guess i'm just not a lipa fan.If you got 0-3 right: You're really a Shloime Gertner fan aren't you?

Anonymous said...

wats wrong with gertner!man they live on 2 different sides of the planet!

LEEPSTER said...

Nothing's wrong with Gertner. But, if you got only 0-3 answers right, then that means you probably aren't that much into Lipa. So, as a joke I say, "Maybe you're really a Gertner fan instead."

Anonymous said...

Some people spell the name LIPPA - doble "P"

LEEPSTER said...

Good observation.